Make me choose :
Raptureor Columbia [ requested by CONSTANTLYINFLUXBLOG]
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
I have no idea how I’m going to top Max’s 3rd birthday. Obviously it was the highlight of his life. -_-
i have never seen a more disappointed dog in my life
I want to personally thank puberty… for doing absolutely fucking nothing
*dramatic end credit music*
Will our hero stick to his diet? And just how much paperwork does it take to rig a Korean election?
Find out in two years.
F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful.
for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…
I can never not reblog this.
Oh my god
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs